Zombie Skull Lawn Ornament

I wouldn’t advise leaving this in your yard year round, but for a Halloween prop, this could be a nice addition.

From Think Geek http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/169b/

The 7.5″ by 5″ zombie skull, cast in resin, is hand-painted for maximum impact as it peers up at your unsuspecting visitors from inside your lawn or under a bush. Or perhaps you’d like to display it prominently on your desk. Talk about a conversation piece…

Product Specifications

  • Zombie skull decoration for outdoor or indoor
  • Frighten or delight your visitors with a gruesome detached undead skull!
  • Materials: Cast in resin, hand-painted
  • Dimensions: 7 1/2″ by 5 1/2″ by 5″
  • Weight: 1 pound

Twilight Zone Talking Tina Doll

Twilight Zone Talky Tina Doll Replica

What better to go with your Chucky than the original murder doll? 

From Geek Alerts http://www.geekalerts.com/the-twilight-zone-talky-tina-doll-replica/

Just like the doll featured in the TV series, Tina has a rotocast vinyl head, arms, and legs; soft fabric body and fabric clothing; rooted hair; eyelids that open and close; and a talking mechanism.

And yes, just in case you were wondering, Tina is just as talky as ever, speaking the following lines:

  • “My name is Talky Tina, and I love you very much.”
  • “My name is Talky Tina, and I don’t think I like you.”
  • “My name is Talky Tina, and you’d better be nice to me.”
  • “My name is Talky Tina, and you’ll be sorry.”
  • “My name is Talky Tina, and I’m going to kill you.”

In addition to possessing a timeless ability to creep people out, the replica also comes with a certificate of authenticity.

Walking Dead Pajamas

It’s becoming quite difficult to find stuff to post on here while everyone is wrapped up in the Yule tide spirit. However, leave it to zombies to be the go to Halloween style thing even during the holiday season.

The Walking Dead Zombie Footed Pajamas

From Geek Alerts http://www.geekalerts.com/the-walking-dead-zombie-footed-pajamas/

A lot of us feel like zombies when we first wake up and now it’s possible to look like a member of the undead when we crawl out of bed wearing the Walking Dead Gruesome Zombie Unisex Footed Pajamas.

The 100% polyester fleece jammies let you look like a life-sized Walker come to life in the real world, complete with blood, cuts, and torn clothing. You can even pull the hood over your head to complete the image with a zombie face. Make sure your significant other isn’t overly prepared for the zombie apocalypse to happen or you could find a sharp object embedded between your eyes before you manage to stumble to the coffee pot.

Alien Plush

Because what stuffed animal collection is complete without a blood thirsty, extra terrestrial? 

From Think Geek: http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/f05d/

Since Xenomorphs adopt the physical characteristics of their hosts, we have to assume this little guy developed inside a bunny rabbit or something equally adorable. Maybe it’s part of a plot on the part of the aliens to get us to take them in because they know that things with oversized heads and tiny bodies make humans’ prefrontal cortex reward areas light up.

All we know is that we want to snuggle our new favorite chibi alien. His inner mouth (which shoots out when you hug him) sounds like nothing so much as the clack of the Hungry Hungry Hippos board or perhaps an Alien Pez dispenser (“You get an embryo, and you get an embryo, and YOU get an embryo!”). His oversized head on his shiny black, stubby body looks so adorably unlikely. Excuse us while we go apply some corporal cuddling.