Skeleton Colored String Lights

People want to complain about Christmas lights in November. Give them something new to complain about by lighting these bad boys up next September.


Come to the Dark Side, We Have Cookies

From Geek Alerts

Come to the Dark Side because we have cookies, and they’re kept in the Darth Vader Cookie Jar, fighting off your noble efforts of dieting with the awesome might of the Force.

This officially-licensed cookie jar looks just like the Dark Lord of the Sith’s helmet, except it doesn’t have an old, decrepit-looking Anakin Skywalker inside it. It’s also air-tight because stale cookies can make people grumpy and nobody wants a Jedi seduced by the Dark Side to be grumpy. Unfortunately, there’s no raspy breathing because nothing would beat munching on cookies while listening to Vader breathe.

Glow in the Dark Godzilla Slippers

From Geek Alerts

These Godzilla Glow-in-the-Dark Plush Slippers are made for stomping around the house while pretending that you are destroying a city.

Everyone will run in fear when you wear these awesome slippers. They glow in the dark for extra menacing night time action. One size fits most, up to a Men’s size 12. They are perfect for going up against the likes of Mothra and other mutant creatures.